PC Comes to Life and Eats Small Family of Nachos

PC Comes to Life and Eats Small Family of Nachos
Nelson Hernandez III

Recently, a small family of nachos was taking a vacation to the Himalayas, when their personal computer came to life, and ate every last one of them.
It was a normal day when it attacked, but was provoked when the family started talking about the PC’s mom.
“Yo mama so ugly, she got eight gigs of ram!” The youngest one said.
“Yo mama so slow, she lags worse than an elephant!” The father said.
“Yo mama so stupid, she’s stupid!” The sickly grandmother said.
The PC lost all control. It transformed faster than Optimus Prime, and grew to epic proportions. It grabbed some cheese, and dumped it all on the family of nachos, and started to jump on them. He then proceeded to set them on fire, and eat them until they died.
If you see anything suspicious that may lead us to bringing this deranged PC to justice, call: 1800-NOT-REAL

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