Killer Whale
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a trainer working at SeaWorld, Orlando Florida was killed by a male killer whale in front of a live audience. Everyone was stunned. A live person was killed in front of their eyes. This particular whale is from the wild. It was not raised in captivity, which explains a lot. If is a wild animal, what is it doing in a performance? This whale was usually used for breeding purposes, and often kept in isolation. Another whale killed a trainer under similar circumstances. This isn’t the first time this has happened. The whale has actually killed several trainers in the past. SeaWorld shouldn’t have completely wild animals with the potential to kill. You can never forget when dealing with wild animals that they won’t hurt you. Once a wild animal, always a wild animal, and should be treated as such.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
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