Probes Smell Mars
Nelson Hernandez III
After NASA announced that their probe was not ready to launch, scientist figured that they could work on an experimental project while they fixed the probe’s landing gear. They decided that by the time it was due to launch in 2011, the probe would be able smell.
The scientist who designed this feature intended it to mainly detect carbon. If they could find carbon on Mars, it could lead to the biological source creating the carbon. If it turns out that this experimental project is successful, we could find biological organisms on Mars.
What if scientist actually found life on Mars? This would be an excellent discovery, and could prove promising in future research. Just think of all of the things we could learn from them. What if they were sentient beings and had all sorts of new and exciting technology? The outcome is endless but we can only hope for the best.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Killer Whale
Killer Whale
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a trainer working at SeaWorld, Orlando Florida was killed by a male killer whale in front of a live audience. Everyone was stunned. A live person was killed in front of their eyes. This particular whale is from the wild. It was not raised in captivity, which explains a lot. If is a wild animal, what is it doing in a performance? This whale was usually used for breeding purposes, and often kept in isolation. Another whale killed a trainer under similar circumstances. This isn’t the first time this has happened. The whale has actually killed several trainers in the past. SeaWorld shouldn’t have completely wild animals with the potential to kill. You can never forget when dealing with wild animals that they won’t hurt you. Once a wild animal, always a wild animal, and should be treated as such.
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a trainer working at SeaWorld, Orlando Florida was killed by a male killer whale in front of a live audience. Everyone was stunned. A live person was killed in front of their eyes. This particular whale is from the wild. It was not raised in captivity, which explains a lot. If is a wild animal, what is it doing in a performance? This whale was usually used for breeding purposes, and often kept in isolation. Another whale killed a trainer under similar circumstances. This isn’t the first time this has happened. The whale has actually killed several trainers in the past. SeaWorld shouldn’t have completely wild animals with the potential to kill. You can never forget when dealing with wild animals that they won’t hurt you. Once a wild animal, always a wild animal, and should be treated as such.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
PC Comes to Life and Eats Small Family of Nachos
PC Comes to Life and Eats Small Family of Nachos
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a small family of nachos was taking a vacation to the Himalayas, when their personal computer came to life, and ate every last one of them.
It was a normal day when it attacked, but was provoked when the family started talking about the PC’s mom.
“Yo mama so ugly, she got eight gigs of ram!” The youngest one said.
“Yo mama so slow, she lags worse than an elephant!” The father said.
“Yo mama so stupid, she’s stupid!” The sickly grandmother said.
The PC lost all control. It transformed faster than Optimus Prime, and grew to epic proportions. It grabbed some cheese, and dumped it all on the family of nachos, and started to jump on them. He then proceeded to set them on fire, and eat them until they died.
If you see anything suspicious that may lead us to bringing this deranged PC to justice, call: 1800-NOT-REAL
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a small family of nachos was taking a vacation to the Himalayas, when their personal computer came to life, and ate every last one of them.
It was a normal day when it attacked, but was provoked when the family started talking about the PC’s mom.
“Yo mama so ugly, she got eight gigs of ram!” The youngest one said.
“Yo mama so slow, she lags worse than an elephant!” The father said.
“Yo mama so stupid, she’s stupid!” The sickly grandmother said.
The PC lost all control. It transformed faster than Optimus Prime, and grew to epic proportions. It grabbed some cheese, and dumped it all on the family of nachos, and started to jump on them. He then proceeded to set them on fire, and eat them until they died.
If you see anything suspicious that may lead us to bringing this deranged PC to justice, call: 1800-NOT-REAL
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Little Big Planet
Everyone knows about this game. Everyone. Everyone with a soul knows about this game. Little Big Planet is an exciting, good looking game that the whole family can enjoy. I can honestly recommend it to anyone who likes fun filled games and has a good imagination. You play as a little sack person that collects all sorts a cool things as you progress through each individual stage. You can unlock new outfits that you can use to customize your little person, and make him look amazing. In addition to that, you play through an array of awesome, creative, and colorful storyline of fun and adventure.
Everyone knows about this game. Everyone. Everyone with a soul knows about this game. Little Big Planet is an exciting, good looking game that the whole family can enjoy. I can honestly recommend it to anyone who likes fun filled games and has a good imagination. You play as a little sack person that collects all sorts a cool things as you progress through each individual stage. You can unlock new outfits that you can use to customize your little person, and make him look amazing. In addition to that, you play through an array of awesome, creative, and colorful storyline of fun and adventure.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
By Nelson Hernandez III
Everyone has been waiting for this game for a long time now, and it has finally been released for us all to enjoy. This is the sequel to another “hit” game, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. In this game, you fight your way to complete tactical missions and save the world from yet another disaster from the constant waves of terrorists and bad guys. In addition to the awesome storyline campaign, you also have bonus missions that you can do called Special Ops. In Special Ops, you can do bonus missions from the original storyline. Also you have the multiplayer mode which allows you to play with your friends or by yourself in online matches. This game is great. The graphics are phenomenal, the game play and storyline are fantastic, and there is a massive variety of weapons. A lot of work was put into this game, and the wait was worth it.
By Nelson Hernandez III
Everyone has been waiting for this game for a long time now, and it has finally been released for us all to enjoy. This is the sequel to another “hit” game, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. In this game, you fight your way to complete tactical missions and save the world from yet another disaster from the constant waves of terrorists and bad guys. In addition to the awesome storyline campaign, you also have bonus missions that you can do called Special Ops. In Special Ops, you can do bonus missions from the original storyline. Also you have the multiplayer mode which allows you to play with your friends or by yourself in online matches. This game is great. The graphics are phenomenal, the game play and storyline are fantastic, and there is a massive variety of weapons. A lot of work was put into this game, and the wait was worth it.
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