Petty Theft
BY NELON HERNANDEZ III
A seemingly peaceful day turns into a completely funny situation. In Pensacola Florida, a burglar is found running down the street wile busting threw a broken door, holding several packs of cigarettes. The only strange thing is that he is trying to attempt to escape the scene of the crime with his pants down. A police officer soon responds to the distress because he is near by. Because he was holding cigarettes, it prevented him from picking his pants up and soon tripped and fell before he even made it out of the parking lot. Why his pants were down in the first place is still a mystery, but it makes you think. This man was soon caught, and sent off to jail, were he was taken into custody. Later on, at court, charged with criminal mischief, and possession of drug paraphernalia. He was charged with $12,000 in bail.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
LOCAL DELAWARIAN TAGS THE MOON
LOCAL DELAWARIAN TAGS THE MOON
Nelson Hernandez, a brave, strong and manly graffiti artist, recently took a visit to his condo on the moon with his labradoodle Banana. While he was there, he thought of a brilliant idea. To tag the moon! It took him almost five minutes, and was later of to relax in his fifty-thousand square inch pool. On his epic return journey, he rode threw several asteroid belts, risking life and death to get home. This amazing, unique person finally returns after slaying a giant block of cheese, named Cheese. He is awarded by President Obama the Key to The World, and is a big hero to this day. You can even see his legacy from earth every day in the night sky, and it says, NH WUZ HERE.
Nelson Hernandez, a brave, strong and manly graffiti artist, recently took a visit to his condo on the moon with his labradoodle Banana. While he was there, he thought of a brilliant idea. To tag the moon! It took him almost five minutes, and was later of to relax in his fifty-thousand square inch pool. On his epic return journey, he rode threw several asteroid belts, risking life and death to get home. This amazing, unique person finally returns after slaying a giant block of cheese, named Cheese. He is awarded by President Obama the Key to The World, and is a big hero to this day. You can even see his legacy from earth every day in the night sky, and it says, NH WUZ HERE.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
BE CAREFUL WERE YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS
BE CAREFUL WERE YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS
In modern day, some technologies are getting very advanced. Some are so advanced that they are able to create vaccines and other helpful inventions. Now, in this day we have a better, more efficient way of detecting people suspected of the consuming of drugs. All that is required is your fingerprint. Ordinarily, accused people of using drugs had their urine tested. However, now the scientists can simply find out by attaches the iron oxide particles to antibodies and suspends them both in a liquid solution, which is then drizzled over a fingerprint. Only if the chemical that the antibodies find is there they will eventually latch on to it, and glow. But that’s not all this new invention can do. It can also detect if the fingerprint was touching a weapon, explosive, or even its medical conditions.
In modern day, some technologies are getting very advanced. Some are so advanced that they are able to create vaccines and other helpful inventions. Now, in this day we have a better, more efficient way of detecting people suspected of the consuming of drugs. All that is required is your fingerprint. Ordinarily, accused people of using drugs had their urine tested. However, now the scientists can simply find out by attaches the iron oxide particles to antibodies and suspends them both in a liquid solution, which is then drizzled over a fingerprint. Only if the chemical that the antibodies find is there they will eventually latch on to it, and glow. But that’s not all this new invention can do. It can also detect if the fingerprint was touching a weapon, explosive, or even its medical conditions.
THE CURE FOR AIDS!!!
THE CURE FOR AIDS!!!
What is one of the main killers of every one in the world? AIDS of course. Finally! At last we have the cure for AIDS! While an American victim of AIDS was getting a bone marrow transplant, for leukemia, the researchers discovered that 20 months later, his condition was gone! This was basically found by accident! They tried it on another patient and once again, 20 months later, the patient was relieved of all the symptoms of the virus. Some people are immune to the HIV virus. Amazingly, a genetic mutation of both parents’ chromosomes creates this surprising immunity. Doctors are now trying this new method of treatment on their patients to see how the results turn out.
What is one of the main killers of every one in the world? AIDS of course. Finally! At last we have the cure for AIDS! While an American victim of AIDS was getting a bone marrow transplant, for leukemia, the researchers discovered that 20 months later, his condition was gone! This was basically found by accident! They tried it on another patient and once again, 20 months later, the patient was relieved of all the symptoms of the virus. Some people are immune to the HIV virus. Amazingly, a genetic mutation of both parents’ chromosomes creates this surprising immunity. Doctors are now trying this new method of treatment on their patients to see how the results turn out.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Wrod Mdnass
Wrod Mdnass by Nelson Hernandez
Hlelo! Tihs is a seipcal eiditon! As you can celalry see taht I hvae mdae svereal selplnig erorsr! Hpofeluly you can raed tihs. If you can raed tihs, tahn you can tnahk yuor biarn. Due to hamun nutrae, you can isnitcnitevly raed txet wehn it is a jmulbed mses! Rcenet sutides sohw taht as lnog as the frist and lsat lteetrs in a wrod are in the croerct palce, tehn you can raed this! Hwoveer, tehre has to be the same aomnut of lteetrs in the wrod, and the lteetrs in the cneetr hvae to be the smae croerpsnoidng lteetrs taht wree croerctly spelled in the frist palce!
Hlelo! Tihs is a seipcal eiditon! As you can celalry see taht I hvae mdae svereal selplnig erorsr! Hpofeluly you can raed tihs. If you can raed tihs, tahn you can tnahk yuor biarn. Due to hamun nutrae, you can isnitcnitevly raed txet wehn it is a jmulbed mses! Rcenet sutides sohw taht as lnog as the frist and lsat lteetrs in a wrod are in the croerct palce, tehn you can raed this! Hwoveer, tehre has to be the same aomnut of lteetrs in the wrod, and the lteetrs in the cneetr hvae to be the smae croerpsnoidng lteetrs taht wree croerctly spelled in the frist palce!
The Ostrich People
The Ostrich People
Deep in the Zambezi valley, in the continent of Africa, Zimbabwe, the Vadoma tribe lives excluded from the world, all alone from civilization. This tribe is not like any other. They have an extremely rare deformity in there feet that gives them only two, enormous toes. Discovered by Charles Sutton in the 1950’s, this tribe tribe’s chromosomes are mutated, causing such a rare condition. As a matter of fact, they have easily adapted their feet. They can climb trees with ease, and now have special shoes that they make themselves. These people don’t mind there condition. In their minds, they’re completely normal.
Deep in the Zambezi valley, in the continent of Africa, Zimbabwe, the Vadoma tribe lives excluded from the world, all alone from civilization. This tribe is not like any other. They have an extremely rare deformity in there feet that gives them only two, enormous toes. Discovered by Charles Sutton in the 1950’s, this tribe tribe’s chromosomes are mutated, causing such a rare condition. As a matter of fact, they have easily adapted their feet. They can climb trees with ease, and now have special shoes that they make themselves. These people don’t mind there condition. In their minds, they’re completely normal.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
ARSENIC IN WATER MAY CAUSE DIABETES
Recent studys show that levels of arsenic have been found in water, and contain type two diabetes. Arsenic is a poisiness eleent that smells like almonds. In another recent study of seven hundred andsevendy seven adults shows increased chances of having diabetes, just from drinking local water supplies. It probably disolved into the water from high poluting. Some are trying to prevent this from happining by filtrating tainted water supplies as much as possible. Sea dwellers such as fish also have increased nontoxic organic arsenic, probably by swimming in the water. It is possible that people with diabetes excrete more arsnic. The U.S.A. has even lowered arsenic in public water systems for belife of it being a couse of cancer.
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