PC Comes to Life and Eats Small Family of Nachos
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a small family of nachos was taking a vacation to the Himalayas, when their personal computer came to life, and ate every last one of them.
It was a normal day when it attacked, but was provoked when the family started talking about the PC’s mom.
“Yo mama so ugly, she got eight gigs of ram!” The youngest one said.
“Yo mama so slow, she lags worse than an elephant!” The father said.
“Yo mama so stupid, she’s stupid!” The sickly grandmother said.
The PC lost all control. It transformed faster than Optimus Prime, and grew to epic proportions. It grabbed some cheese, and dumped it all on the family of nachos, and started to jump on them. He then proceeded to set them on fire, and eat them until they died.
If you see anything suspicious that may lead us to bringing this deranged PC to justice, call: 1800-NOT-REAL
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Little Big Planet
Everyone knows about this game. Everyone. Everyone with a soul knows about this game. Little Big Planet is an exciting, good looking game that the whole family can enjoy. I can honestly recommend it to anyone who likes fun filled games and has a good imagination. You play as a little sack person that collects all sorts a cool things as you progress through each individual stage. You can unlock new outfits that you can use to customize your little person, and make him look amazing. In addition to that, you play through an array of awesome, creative, and colorful storyline of fun and adventure.
Everyone knows about this game. Everyone. Everyone with a soul knows about this game. Little Big Planet is an exciting, good looking game that the whole family can enjoy. I can honestly recommend it to anyone who likes fun filled games and has a good imagination. You play as a little sack person that collects all sorts a cool things as you progress through each individual stage. You can unlock new outfits that you can use to customize your little person, and make him look amazing. In addition to that, you play through an array of awesome, creative, and colorful storyline of fun and adventure.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
By Nelson Hernandez III
Everyone has been waiting for this game for a long time now, and it has finally been released for us all to enjoy. This is the sequel to another “hit” game, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. In this game, you fight your way to complete tactical missions and save the world from yet another disaster from the constant waves of terrorists and bad guys. In addition to the awesome storyline campaign, you also have bonus missions that you can do called Special Ops. In Special Ops, you can do bonus missions from the original storyline. Also you have the multiplayer mode which allows you to play with your friends or by yourself in online matches. This game is great. The graphics are phenomenal, the game play and storyline are fantastic, and there is a massive variety of weapons. A lot of work was put into this game, and the wait was worth it.
By Nelson Hernandez III
Everyone has been waiting for this game for a long time now, and it has finally been released for us all to enjoy. This is the sequel to another “hit” game, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. In this game, you fight your way to complete tactical missions and save the world from yet another disaster from the constant waves of terrorists and bad guys. In addition to the awesome storyline campaign, you also have bonus missions that you can do called Special Ops. In Special Ops, you can do bonus missions from the original storyline. Also you have the multiplayer mode which allows you to play with your friends or by yourself in online matches. This game is great. The graphics are phenomenal, the game play and storyline are fantastic, and there is a massive variety of weapons. A lot of work was put into this game, and the wait was worth it.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Oblivion
Oblivion
Nelson Hernandez III
Ask anybody who plays games what their favorite game is. You won’t get the same answer for the same two people. For me, and many other people, it’s the game “Oblivion”. This game is great. I mean it is just amazing. I can’t come to mention anything that could even possibly be bad about this particular game. Well, let me stop praising this and let me tell you about how great it is so that you can like it for yourself. First of all, the graphics are out of this world. When you play this game you feel like you’re really in the actual game! It has even won awards for it! On top of that, the overall game play is just spectacular. The controls are well suited the game, and it makes playing much easier. Besides the overall appearance of the game, there are plenty more things to cover. The actual storyline of the game is phenomenal. You play as a character that you have created who has been imprisoned for reasons unknown. Eventually you come into contact with the Emperor who happens to cross your path while trying to escape from a group of assassins who are trying to kill him. After fighting your way through the underground sewers of the prison, you eventually get to the end. However, along the way, the Emperor entrusts you to find is last surviving heir before he dies, which sends you on a great quest to bring safety to the land of Tamriel. This game also includes tons of side quests that you happen to find along your way. You also get to choose the kind of class that you will have. Wither it be a warrior, a wizard, or an archer, your abilities that you gain or buy help you along your way, or during battle. Not to long after its release, it came out with two new expansions of the game on a separate disk. They include “The Shivering Isles, which included an additional realm in the game that you can access from a portal in the middle of the ocean. In this realm, there are crazy things happening everywhere. From giant monsters attacking small villages, or insane inhabitants lost in their own mind, you will discover tons of new quests, items, and enemies to fight along your way to help and eventually become the Madgod of the realm. The second one included a new quest line called, “The Knights of the Nine”, were you start a pilgrimage after a massacre at a church to altars across the nation. Eventually, you gain all of the lost relics of the crusaders, and defeat the evil demon trying to destroy the universe.
Nelson Hernandez III
Ask anybody who plays games what their favorite game is. You won’t get the same answer for the same two people. For me, and many other people, it’s the game “Oblivion”. This game is great. I mean it is just amazing. I can’t come to mention anything that could even possibly be bad about this particular game. Well, let me stop praising this and let me tell you about how great it is so that you can like it for yourself. First of all, the graphics are out of this world. When you play this game you feel like you’re really in the actual game! It has even won awards for it! On top of that, the overall game play is just spectacular. The controls are well suited the game, and it makes playing much easier. Besides the overall appearance of the game, there are plenty more things to cover. The actual storyline of the game is phenomenal. You play as a character that you have created who has been imprisoned for reasons unknown. Eventually you come into contact with the Emperor who happens to cross your path while trying to escape from a group of assassins who are trying to kill him. After fighting your way through the underground sewers of the prison, you eventually get to the end. However, along the way, the Emperor entrusts you to find is last surviving heir before he dies, which sends you on a great quest to bring safety to the land of Tamriel. This game also includes tons of side quests that you happen to find along your way. You also get to choose the kind of class that you will have. Wither it be a warrior, a wizard, or an archer, your abilities that you gain or buy help you along your way, or during battle. Not to long after its release, it came out with two new expansions of the game on a separate disk. They include “The Shivering Isles, which included an additional realm in the game that you can access from a portal in the middle of the ocean. In this realm, there are crazy things happening everywhere. From giant monsters attacking small villages, or insane inhabitants lost in their own mind, you will discover tons of new quests, items, and enemies to fight along your way to help and eventually become the Madgod of the realm. The second one included a new quest line called, “The Knights of the Nine”, were you start a pilgrimage after a massacre at a church to altars across the nation. Eventually, you gain all of the lost relics of the crusaders, and defeat the evil demon trying to destroy the universe.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Orange Box
The Orange Box
This particular game took on a whole new aspect on video gaming. To people, this was a great idea. If you don’t know what The Orange Box is, it’s a single video game CD with three different games all by the same developer, called “Valve”. It contains “Portal”, were use the technology of a portal device to make your way through puzzle like levels. In “Team Fortress 2”, you play a series of team oriented games like capture the flag or king of the hill online with your friends or random people you don’t know. Lastly, in “Half Life 2”, you play as a man trying to escape from prison in a futuristic setting, and lead a rebellion against your enemies. It’s a very cool idea for a video, and incorporates new ideas that make the game so much better to play.
This particular game took on a whole new aspect on video gaming. To people, this was a great idea. If you don’t know what The Orange Box is, it’s a single video game CD with three different games all by the same developer, called “Valve”. It contains “Portal”, were use the technology of a portal device to make your way through puzzle like levels. In “Team Fortress 2”, you play a series of team oriented games like capture the flag or king of the hill online with your friends or random people you don’t know. Lastly, in “Half Life 2”, you play as a man trying to escape from prison in a futuristic setting, and lead a rebellion against your enemies. It’s a very cool idea for a video, and incorporates new ideas that make the game so much better to play.
Bioshock
Bioshock
Nelson Hernandez III
Bioshock was released in 2007, and to this day is still one of the most popular games in existence. You play as a man lost at sea when his air plane crash lands, and find an entrance to an underwater city called Rapture. However, this city is not one you would want to visit anytime soon. This place is crawling with tons of nasty enemies. Things like Splicers, which are human in a physical form, but are deformed and have special abilities depending on what kind of Splicer you are facing. There are Little Sisters, which are guarded by giant genetically enhanced humans crafted to armor diving suits called “Big Daddys”. They protect the Little Sisters in hope of getting a genetic mutagen called Adam. Adam is used to upgrade genetic powers called Plasmids, which gives you an upper hand against enemies by using the powers you can gain from Plasmids like lightning, and fire. Plasmids aren’t your only weapons though. Along the way you will find an assortment of weapons from pistols to grenade launchers that you can upgrade to increase there abilities. Also there are tons of robots that you can hack to control and fight for you. Over the course of the game, you are guided by a man named Atlas who helps you survive the hazardous city of Rapture. There will be a new addition to the Bioshock frenchise soon were you play as a Big Daddy, so expect another reveiw soon.
Nelson Hernandez III
Bioshock was released in 2007, and to this day is still one of the most popular games in existence. You play as a man lost at sea when his air plane crash lands, and find an entrance to an underwater city called Rapture. However, this city is not one you would want to visit anytime soon. This place is crawling with tons of nasty enemies. Things like Splicers, which are human in a physical form, but are deformed and have special abilities depending on what kind of Splicer you are facing. There are Little Sisters, which are guarded by giant genetically enhanced humans crafted to armor diving suits called “Big Daddys”. They protect the Little Sisters in hope of getting a genetic mutagen called Adam. Adam is used to upgrade genetic powers called Plasmids, which gives you an upper hand against enemies by using the powers you can gain from Plasmids like lightning, and fire. Plasmids aren’t your only weapons though. Along the way you will find an assortment of weapons from pistols to grenade launchers that you can upgrade to increase there abilities. Also there are tons of robots that you can hack to control and fight for you. Over the course of the game, you are guided by a man named Atlas who helps you survive the hazardous city of Rapture. There will be a new addition to the Bioshock frenchise soon were you play as a Big Daddy, so expect another reveiw soon.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS!
NELSON HERNANDEZ III
You remember Ghostbuster right? That wonderful movie we all have come to know and love? Well if you don’t, it’s about a team of four men who investigate strange paranormal activity and capture and get rid of local ghosts. Recently, they made a video game about it! It is a third-person shooter style of game, which means that you have a basic overview of your character. The basic plot of this game is quite simple. You play a rookie who just joined the Ghostbusters squad. You and your teammates fight threw the game and defeat all the classic ghouls from the movies and more!
NELSON HERNANDEZ III
You remember Ghostbuster right? That wonderful movie we all have come to know and love? Well if you don’t, it’s about a team of four men who investigate strange paranormal activity and capture and get rid of local ghosts. Recently, they made a video game about it! It is a third-person shooter style of game, which means that you have a basic overview of your character. The basic plot of this game is quite simple. You play a rookie who just joined the Ghostbusters squad. You and your teammates fight threw the game and defeat all the classic ghouls from the movies and more!
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