Food Fumes
Nelson Hernandez III
Some of the food that you eat can be bad for you. But who would have guessed that the fumes they produce can be too? Studies show that the smoke generated from cooking un-healthy foods such as burgers or french-fries, could be potentially hazardous to your health. Smoke from the cooking of various foods contains particles that have been scientifically proven to be cancerous. These particles pollute the air, and make it dirty, and discussing. A study showed that the hotspots for these pollution emissions were coming mostly from local burger joints, and fast food restaurants. Although many large fast food chains have changed the way they filter these fumes, many still are poisoning the public with the deadly smoke. To keep yourself safe from these emissions, you should you should bake or steam your food, instead of broiling of deep-frying your food.
These emissions can be life threatening your health, so steer clear of the places of these fatty fumes to avoid being poisoned by the awful gasses.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Apps Clean Up Cities
Apps Clean Up Cities
Nelson Hernandez III
Have you ever walked in to a development and seen how much of a dump it was? Have you ever seen trash in the middle of the street in your local city? How about someone on tahe side of a building selling illegal drugs or painting graffiti in broad daylight? Well with this new application, you can help clean it up. All you do, is click on the icon, and snap a picture of anything incriminating or dirty that you wish to inform local law enforcement about, such as trash and graffiti. Then, the application sends the photo, and automatically notifies city hall, were they will do their best to solve the problem. This app is extremely useful in helping local communities become a better place for people to live, and know that their environment is a safe one, thanks to this app.
Nelson Hernandez III
Have you ever walked in to a development and seen how much of a dump it was? Have you ever seen trash in the middle of the street in your local city? How about someone on tahe side of a building selling illegal drugs or painting graffiti in broad daylight? Well with this new application, you can help clean it up. All you do, is click on the icon, and snap a picture of anything incriminating or dirty that you wish to inform local law enforcement about, such as trash and graffiti. Then, the application sends the photo, and automatically notifies city hall, were they will do their best to solve the problem. This app is extremely useful in helping local communities become a better place for people to live, and know that their environment is a safe one, thanks to this app.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tobacco Sucks Scum
Tobacco Sucks Scum
Nelson Hernandez III
Biologically engineered tobacco plants are given the ability to suck the toxins right out from the dirtiest ponds thanks to researchers and scientist. The plants can detoxify all sorts of bad things. The plants get this power from implanted genes that the scientists put in. These genes produce antibodies, which bind to the toxins. By binding to the toxins, the toxins become less dangerous, and become less harmful to the environment. This technique can also be used to safely remove all sorts’ environmental pollutants and hazards. This is a great way to remove hazardous pollutants that hurt our planet, but this method is sure to help the process of detoxification.
Nelson Hernandez III
Biologically engineered tobacco plants are given the ability to suck the toxins right out from the dirtiest ponds thanks to researchers and scientist. The plants can detoxify all sorts of bad things. The plants get this power from implanted genes that the scientists put in. These genes produce antibodies, which bind to the toxins. By binding to the toxins, the toxins become less dangerous, and become less harmful to the environment. This technique can also be used to safely remove all sorts’ environmental pollutants and hazards. This is a great way to remove hazardous pollutants that hurt our planet, but this method is sure to help the process of detoxification.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Probes Smell Mars
Probes Smell Mars
Nelson Hernandez III
After NASA announced that their probe was not ready to launch, scientist figured that they could work on an experimental project while they fixed the probe’s landing gear. They decided that by the time it was due to launch in 2011, the probe would be able smell.
The scientist who designed this feature intended it to mainly detect carbon. If they could find carbon on Mars, it could lead to the biological source creating the carbon. If it turns out that this experimental project is successful, we could find biological organisms on Mars.
What if scientist actually found life on Mars? This would be an excellent discovery, and could prove promising in future research. Just think of all of the things we could learn from them. What if they were sentient beings and had all sorts of new and exciting technology? The outcome is endless but we can only hope for the best.
Nelson Hernandez III
After NASA announced that their probe was not ready to launch, scientist figured that they could work on an experimental project while they fixed the probe’s landing gear. They decided that by the time it was due to launch in 2011, the probe would be able smell.
The scientist who designed this feature intended it to mainly detect carbon. If they could find carbon on Mars, it could lead to the biological source creating the carbon. If it turns out that this experimental project is successful, we could find biological organisms on Mars.
What if scientist actually found life on Mars? This would be an excellent discovery, and could prove promising in future research. Just think of all of the things we could learn from them. What if they were sentient beings and had all sorts of new and exciting technology? The outcome is endless but we can only hope for the best.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Killer Whale
Killer Whale
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a trainer working at SeaWorld, Orlando Florida was killed by a male killer whale in front of a live audience. Everyone was stunned. A live person was killed in front of their eyes. This particular whale is from the wild. It was not raised in captivity, which explains a lot. If is a wild animal, what is it doing in a performance? This whale was usually used for breeding purposes, and often kept in isolation. Another whale killed a trainer under similar circumstances. This isn’t the first time this has happened. The whale has actually killed several trainers in the past. SeaWorld shouldn’t have completely wild animals with the potential to kill. You can never forget when dealing with wild animals that they won’t hurt you. Once a wild animal, always a wild animal, and should be treated as such.
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a trainer working at SeaWorld, Orlando Florida was killed by a male killer whale in front of a live audience. Everyone was stunned. A live person was killed in front of their eyes. This particular whale is from the wild. It was not raised in captivity, which explains a lot. If is a wild animal, what is it doing in a performance? This whale was usually used for breeding purposes, and often kept in isolation. Another whale killed a trainer under similar circumstances. This isn’t the first time this has happened. The whale has actually killed several trainers in the past. SeaWorld shouldn’t have completely wild animals with the potential to kill. You can never forget when dealing with wild animals that they won’t hurt you. Once a wild animal, always a wild animal, and should be treated as such.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Nelson Hernandez III
Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
New Medicine Heals Eyesight
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
Nelson Hernandez III
Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III
“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III
“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.
This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.
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