New Medicine Heals Eyesight

New Medicine Heals Eyesight
Nelson Hernandez III

Scientist at the Southern Technical United Population Investigation Discoverers (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has been researching the causes of eye related ailments, such as blindness. So far, they have discovered a new optical solution in the form of a tablet. The drug has healed many of its patients including the world famous Nelson Hernandez III

“This stuff is gangsta yo hommie! I took da medicine, and den I feeled better yo!”
-Nelson Hernandez III

“This awesome guy has been healed threw the power of the medicine, and you can too!”
-ASDF HDFGHD, President of the S.T.U.P.I.D.

This is a revolutionary product, and if you have an optical ailment, I suggest getting some of this immediately, because you need your eyes to work to the best of their abilty to succede at many things in life like bird watching and looking for people to beat up. It is recomended to everyone with eye related problems,but should not be used more than once per day, due to many reports of missing eyes for people who use this product more than once per day.