LOCAL DELAWARIAN TAGS THE MOON

LOCAL DELAWARIAN TAGS THE MOON

Nelson Hernandez, a brave, strong and manly graffiti artist, recently took a visit to his condo on the moon with his labradoodle Banana. While he was there, he thought of a brilliant idea. To tag the moon! It took him almost five minutes, and was later of to relax in his fifty-thousand square inch pool. On his epic return journey, he rode threw several asteroid belts, risking life and death to get home. This amazing, unique person finally returns after slaying a giant block of cheese, named Cheese. He is awarded by President Obama the Key to The World, and is a big hero to this day. You can even see his legacy from earth every day in the night sky, and it says, NH WUZ HERE.