Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items

Mutated Child Eats Animal Organs and Other Biological Items
Nelson Hernandez III

Recently, a mutated child, attending Cab Calloway School of the Arts, was found in a storage closet, eating cow intestines. Why he does this, we don’t know, but we intend to find out.
Philip Paverd, the mutated child with a third arm, told us:
“I like chicken and pizza with cat eyes on top with buffalo ears and horse noses on the side with dolphin tails and chicken.
Nelson Hernandez III, the journalist interviewing the mutated child was soon infected by the insane child, after he bit his face, and stabbed his ear with a spork.
They now are infecting the rest of the American population, so it is advised to run in circles and scream like an infant, but it is also suggested to kill as many infected as you can before they kill you.